Quotes

Rob, discussing an area of poor company performance: “Imagine taking twenty million dollars… and sucking.”
Bryan: “Oh, I’ve thought about it…”
(Think dirty.)

“I can’t see any gaping holes that I can fill with an item.” – Nick Frushour, working on some game design stuff.

“All cell phone games have been forged in the depths of hell.” – CaptNink on a forum about God of War: Betrayal (one of the games we developed)

“The moral of the story is that if you reduce your diet to 250 pounds of food a day, you can lose 2,000 pounds.” – Alex the Wild Animal Park tour guide, explaining how the park got one of their elephants’ weight down.

“Okay, I’ll help you defeat the Empire, then I’ll bake cookies.”
I love my wife.

“All men’s miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone.” – Blaise Pascal, mathematician & philosopher

Stern Goat: if you have no friends you’ll get a divide by 0

[18:27] waxor: so, ahh, what is the skype story?
[18:28] Jason: a nudie-man called up one of the testers with a webcam
[18:28] waxor: oh, so nothing out of the ordinary
[18:28] Jason: and he was told to call another tester
[18:28] Jason: and so on and so forth
[18:29] adam: But why???
[18:29] ben: i’m in ur skype, showing u my
[18:29] Jason: these things happen

“It is a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one’s life and find at the end that one has no more to offer by way of advice than try to be a little kinder.”
– Aldous Huxley

…canadians do not actually have the internet per se, they have a guy called Steve who yells 1 or 0 into a microphone.
– Goon of Bigger Than Cheeses

FTballchamp1383: okay well gtg bye good luck with the chick and remember one thing and it will make life a lot easier you are the man

Love is when people see in each other the sacredness and beauty that God appreciates in everyone.

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